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Trump White House Chaos

Instead of Cream of the Crop,
we get Bottom of the Barrel.

by
Vaughn Aubuchon
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D.T. vs. the American People

"I will drain the swamp."
UPDATE: Added caimans, crocodiles, leeches, snakes and other reptiles to the alligators as fast as he could.

To staff his administration, Rump has gone way out of his way to find the most repugnant, destructive, heinous, self-serving sycophants he could possibly find.

Neo-Nazi Cohort Choices
6 Billionaires, 3 Generals,
Basket of Repugnants
"
Goldman-Sachs Executive Retreat"
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Donald Trump HENCHMEN

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Exec. Off. of the President

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Cabinet

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Cabinet Level

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Other Staff

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The Departed Staff

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1. Trump HENCHMEN
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Executive Office
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   EXECUTIVE OFFICE of the Pres.

The ROTTEN core at the top
  WHITE SUPREMACISTS

Top Advisor -- J. Kushner -- Racist Bigot
      Revenge Czar - Crucified Christie
      for jailing his father in Jersey.

Sen. Advisor -- S. Miller ---- Racist Bigot
      Speech writer
      LIAR, LIAR, LIAR, LIAR, LIAR
      "Trump powers will NOT be
       questioned." WHAT?
      Just WTH does he think he is?


Ch. Strategist - S. Bannon -- GS-1 Racist Bigot
      American Rasputin
      To Media: "Shut Your Mouths."
      "Bitter Hollywood Wannabe"

Deputy Assistant - S. Gorka - Racist Bigot
       
Tied to nazi group in Hungary

TWO DOWN, 2 to go.

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Attorneys for President Tump
Two are certified SLIMEBAGS.

    M. Cohen ----- Convicted felon
    E. Flood ------- Cobb replacement
    R. Giuliani --- Jeweled-anus, knows all
    J. Goldberg --- Divorce lawyer
    M. Kasowitz - Returning?
    D. McGahn -- Witness in Mueller probe
    J. Raskin -- - - Criminal lawyer
    M. Raskin -- - Criminal lawyer
    J. Sekulow -- - Lead lawyer

Counselor -- K. Conway -- Spin-Mistress
      LIAR, LIAR, LIAR, LIAR, LIAR

Off. NEC - - - - G. Cohn ---- GS-2 CEO
      Goldman-Sachs Annointee

NSA - - - - - - J. Bolton ---- Effin' a-hole
      Biggest warmonger on the planet
      War with Iran and N. Korea NOW
      Fox News Blow-hard
      Proven JERK beyond belief
      A NEW war GUARANTEED

Deputy NSA - D. Powell ---- GS-3
     Asst. to the President
     Sen. Counselor for Econ. Initiatives

NSA Dep. - - - KT. McFarland - From FOX
H.S. Advisor -- T. Bossert --Shot by Bolton
Chief of Staff - M. Mulvaney - Impossible job
WHCD - - - - - B. Shine
Off. Comm. - - S. Huckabee - Official Liar
      LIAR, LIAR, LIAR, LIAR, LIAR

Off. Leg. Aff. - ?? (Legislative Affairs)
Off. M&A - - - ?? (Mgmt & Admin.)
Off. NDC -- - - ?? (Drug Control Policy)
Off. OPL&IA - Omarosa --- ("dragged out')
Off. PS&O -- - ?? (Political Strategy)
Off. S.Sec. - - - Rob Porter
Off. S.& T. -- - ?? (Science & Tech.)
Off. WHC - - - D. McGahn - - Secret money
Dir. DPC - - - - A. Bremberg - Russian wife
Dir. DNI - - - - D. Coats - - - - IN bad guy #2

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2. Trump CABINET
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Trump Cabinet

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    CABINET (16)
AKA - The Wrecking Crew (No Hispanics)

Atty. Gen. - - - (ACT1) M. Whitaker
     Favors unlimited POTUS power!

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Sec. Agriculture -- - S. Perdue --- Commod. Trader
      Puppy-mill records deleted.

Sec Commerce - - - W. Ross ----- Outsourcer
      
In bed with Russian company.
      Partner of Putin son-in-law.
      Sleazy tRump suck-up.


Sec. Defense - - (ACT2) P. Shanahan
     Boeing executive.
     $20B in
SECRET contracts to Boeing.
     Pushed military to buy unwanted weapons.
     Look out Space Force, here we come.


Sec. Education - - - B. DeVos --- Anti-education
     THE WORST choice -- Charter profiteer.
     Wants to PRIVATIZE education.
     
The THIEF of Public Education
     Her brother, Eric Prince, founder of Blackwater, wants to PRIVATIZE the US armed forces, by paying HIM billions of dollars for a mercenary force.
     Two peas in a pod? YES.
     Two thieving billionaires? YES.

Sec. Energy - - R. Perry ---- "Can't remember"
      A TERRIBLE choice -- Controls nukes.
      Are you kidding me?
      Perry is a genius - "You put the supply
      out there, the demand will follow."
      TOTAL IDIOT.
      
Rick thinks Puerto Rico is a "country"
     
 "Fossil fuels prevent sexual assault."

Sec. H.&HS - - - A. Azar
      Honcho at Eli Lilly.
      Forget about drug price reductions.

Asst. Sec. Public Affairs, HHS - C. Yoest
      Anti-abortion leader in charge of abortion.
      "Abortions cause breast cancer."
      Yet another idiot appointed by Rump

Sec. HS -- - - - K. Nielsen -- Yikes! Racist b|tch.
     THIS BROAD is horrifying.
     LOVES to separate families.
     LILY-WHITE RACIST.
     If you're brown, we don't want you aroun.

Sec. HUD - - - B. Carson -- "Grain storage"
      A BAD choice - "I'm not qualified."
      Required Token Black Person.
      Dumber than a box of rocks.

Sec. Interior - - (ACT3) D. Bernhardt

Sec. Labor ---- A. Acosta --- WITHDREW
      Drug him back in.
      Supports Trump Anti-labor position.

Sec. State -- - - M. Pompeo -
      Huge climate denier.

     Deputy - - - J. Bolton -- "Bomb Iran now"
      A "war now" lunatic for years.

Sec. Trans. -- - E. Chao ---- Proven WITCH*
      What does she get from Mitch?
      POWER!
* Mitch "Machiavelli" McConnell's wife
He married for money, she married for power.
Difficult to imagine them spooning -
VERY, VERY, difficult.

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Sec. Treas. -- - S. Mnuchin - GS-4 Plunderer
      AKA - "Kissylips"
      TERRIBLE choice -- Foreclosure king
      Inventer of Robo-signing.
      "We don't need no stinkin ownership."

      Suffers from bizarre facial tic (probably
      induced by extreme financial predation -
      he KNOWS just how vile he is.)
      Even HE can't stand himself.
      He is always trying to kiss a non-existant
      object in front of his face.
      This guy is twisted.
      Foreclosed on 90-year-old woman over 27¢

      August 21, 2017 - His wife, Louise Linton, has proven herself to be as big an a-ho as Steve is. Poor grammar, as well. Pompous, privileged, pilfering pillager,
JUST LIKE HER HUSBAND. All her fancy accessories cannot buy her ONE OUNCE of class. And her acid tongue earns the moniker of "bitchkins-in-chief".

Munchkin believes that taxpayers should pay for his personal travel -
--- Used gov't plane to view eclipse with wife
--- Sought gov't plane for honeymoon across Europe
The screaming audacity of this jerk beggars belief.

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Sec. Vet. Affairs - P. O'Rourke - Non-veteran


GS = Ex Goldman Sachs
Matt Taibbi labeled GS as - "The great vampire squid on the face of America."

GS, AND ALL WALL STREET BANKERS, exist for one reason - To remove money from YOUR pocket, and put it in their pockets.
We need Elizabeth Warren, desperately.
We need consumer protection, desperately.

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Cabinet Members by State (16) -
Alabama   -  1
Florida     -   3
Georgia    -  2
Kentucky -  1
Texas       -  2
Virginia    -  1
    Southern Total = 10 (out of 14)  71%

California   -  1
Indiana       -  1
Michigan    -  1
Montana     -  1
Pennsylvan. - 1
Washington - 1
   Other states- Total= 6 (out of 36) 17%

14 Southern states -
Alabama, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, North Carolina, Oklahoma, South Carolina, Texas, Tennessee, Virginia, West Virginia

176 years after the beginning of the Civil War, the racists control us all.
Obstructionists rule.
Lincoln blew it. We should have let them go.
Hindsight is deadly accurate.

Having willfully ignorant southerners telling progressive Californians what to do is NOT RIGHT, and NEVER WILL be right.

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3. Trump CABINET LEVEL
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Cabinet Level

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   "CABINET LEVEL" (8)

WH Ch. of Staff - (ACT4) M. Mulvaney

Dir. CIA - - - - G.. Haspel --- Spying on us
     LOVES brutal Interrogation
     The "Queen of Torture"
     Another Rump witch?

Dir. Nat. Intel. - D. Coats
     Odd choice - Anti-Putin
     Anti-LGBTQ
     Stonewaller to Congress


Dir. OMB - - - M. Mulvaney --- Tax evader
(Office of Management and Budget)
     Failed to pay taxes on employee
     Has vowed to end Medicare
     Wants to privatize Medicare
     Thanks, South Carolina


Adm. EPA - - (ACT5) A. Wheeler --- ?
     NO CHANGE from Pruit
     Coal man - Rump sycophant

Adm. SBA. - - L. McMahon - Wrestler
      Because ... She's a Billionaire.

Amb. to UN - - (ACT6) J. Cohen ---


US Trade Rep. - R. Lighthizer - Ross flunky
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4. Trump OTHER STAFF
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    OTHER STAFF
AJ-SCOTUS - N. Gorsuch --- Super-honkey
      Corporations, YES - People, NO!

Amb. to Israel - D. Friedman - BAD choice
     Settlements OK - No state for Palestine
     Middle East Warmonger/ Encourager

H. Speaker - - "Lyin" Ryan - Kneepad man
     A TOTAL SHILL
     Devoid of ANY human compassion
     Servant ot the Mega-rich


Press Sec. - - - S. Huckabee -- Spin-mistress
     Despicable Official LIAR
     Will repeat ANY Trump LIE to suck up
     REPULSIVE, DISGUSTING


SEC Chairman - - J. Clayton -- GS-5

Sec. ARMY - - V. Viola - Trader, money
     Because ... he's a Billionaire

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These choices suggest imminent DOOM,
with extremely negative outcomes.
Foxes are guarding the hen house.
Lunatics are running the asylum.
Righteous theocrats will get us killed,
while
GS thieves steal us blind.

* GS = Goldman Sachs henchmen
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Political Appointments of Donald Trump

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5. The Departed Staff
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Departed

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"Fine-Tuned Machine"
GONE - "
Out" (in 22 months)
My count is about 60 total.

     (5 dozen)

Trump Campaign (3)

1. P. Manifort - - - - - JAILED
     Russian colluder - Traitor
2. C. Lewandowski -- Shoves women
3. G. Papadopoulos - Campaign Advisor

Trump Lawyers (6)

1. 4 Top law Firms - Refused to defend Rump
2. Ty Cobb -- - - - - Resigned
3. M. Cohen - - - - - Soon to be jailed/ flipped
4. J. diGenova -- - - Fired in 1 day
5. J. Dowd - - - - - - Fired (too reasonable)
6. M. Kasowitz -- - Fired (email attack)
7. T. Olson -- - - - - Refused to defend Rump
8. V. Tebsing - - - - Fired in 1 day

Long Gone

Cabinet (19 departed)

Attorney General

1. Atty. Gen. - - - J. Sessions --- Racist Bigot
      Forced out.
      Crush them darkies - They don't count.
      Failed recusal from Con. of Interest
      Refused Rump's order to resign
      PROVEN LYING SACK OF SH|T

Sessions Met with Russian ... BING
And LIED about it.
Sessions Met with Russian ... Google
And LIED about it.


UPDATE: "Good people don't smoke marijuana."
So, my ex-wife didn't deserve the relief to her MS provided by pot? Hey Jeff, why don't you just expire, you uncaring, despicable piece of sh|t. NO one deserves the wrath of G0d more than you do. Attorney General, my a$$. You are a dried-up, sanctimonious old t*rd, whose only gratification is to inflict pain and condemnation upon others, because they are not like you.
BEG for forgiveness, you evil, worthless, ignorant, white-hooded bigot.

UPDATE: BLATANT disregard for his RECUSAL in the Trump Russian Investigation -
Slippery, Sleazy, Slimy, Beady-eyed TWIT

Chief of Staff

2. Rience Priebus - - Chief of Staff
     Fired by Scaramucci

3. John Kelly - - - - - Chief of Staff
      Forced out (January).
      Impossible job

EPA Administrator

EPA Admin --- A. Pruitt
     What a ROBBER!

National Security Advisor

4. Mike Flynn - - - - - National Security Advisor
     Asked to Resign.
      Turkey colluder
      $15 million to kidnap US resident

5. HR McMaster - - National Security Advisor
      Fired.
      Illegal talks with Russia, LIAR
      Under investigation for treason

Sec. of Defense

6. Jim Mattis - - - Sec. of Defense
     Resigned
       NOT happy with "Torture Queen"
       Highly respected, couldn't stomach Trump

Sec. of Homeland Security

7. John Kelly - - - - Sec. H.S.
     Kicked upstairs

8. Elaine Duke - - - - Sec. H.S.
     "Deport them all."

Sec. of H.H.S.

9. Tom Price - - - Sec. of Health & Human Serv.
     Forced out.
      A TERRIBLE choice -- Insider Trading
      
Private jets on taxpayer dime

Sec. of the Interior

10. Ryan Zinke - - - Sec. of the Interior
       Resigned.
      There is no global warming.
      The Perfect Idiot
      
Private jets on taxpayer dime
      
 -- Violations of the Hatch Act
       
Whitefishgate

Sec. of State

11.  Rex Tillerson - - - Sec. of State
      Fired
      Wouldn't kiss Rump's A**
      Called Trump an effin' moron
      A TERRIBLE choice - Dept. Self-Gutted
      Suddenly, I LIKE Tillerson - "Moron"

Sec. of Veteran's Affairs

12. David Shulkin - - Sec. of Veterans Affairs
     Tossed out.
     Is NOT a veteran
     Veterans were NOT impressed.

White House Counsel

13. Don McGahn - - W.H. Counsel
      Resigned.

White House Commun. Director

14. Sean Spicer - - - - W.H. Comm. Dir.
      Fired by Scaramucci

15. Michael Dubke - - - - W.H. Commun. Director
      Resigned

16. Anthony Scaramucci - - W.H. Commun. Director
      Fired after 6 days.

17. Hope Hicks. - - - W.H. Commun. Director
      Resigned after house testimony.

White House Press Secretary

18. Sean Spicer - - - - W.H. Press Sec.
      Fired by Scaramucci
     Would lie for 10 cents

U.N. Ambassador

19. Nikki Haley - - UN Ambassador
      Resigned at end of 2018.

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Advisors to the President (5 departed)

1. G. Cohn -- - - - Trump Econ. Advisor
     Had enough - couldn't take any more
2. R. Cordish - - - Pres. Tech. Advisor
3. D. Harvey - - - - M. East Advisor
4. G. Koh - - - - - - Pres. Tech. Advisor
5. Dina Powell - - - Dep. NS Advisor

Assistants to the President (4 gone)

1. S. Bannon - - - You're FIRED!
     Back to Breitbart Bile
2. S. Cairncross - Assistant to the President
3. S. Gorka - - - - Deputy Assist. FIRED!
     Hungarian Nazi in the White House
4. G. Sifakis - - - Asst. to the President

EPA Administrator (1 gone)

1. S. Pruitt - - - Admin. EPA - Ethics?
     Forced resignation.
     Vile Scum
     Fossil fuel freak
     A TRAVESTY - WHAT A JERK
     This is a freakin' NIGHTMARE
     Wants to ABOLISH the EPA
     A TERRIBLE choice - Global warmer
     Has Sued EPA 18 TIMES!
     Has hidden EPA Research data
     Botched execution in OK
     TRIED TO BE APPOINTED A.G.
     HUGE growing list of transgressions

FBI Director (2 departed)

1. J. Comey - - - - Fired by tRump
      He was getting too close
2. Andy McCabe - - Deputy Director
     Rump forced Sessions to fire him.

Fixers (3 departed)

1. K. Schiller - - - - Dir. Oval Off. OPs.
2. J. McEntee - - - - Rump body man
     IN BIG financial trouble
     Joins Rump 2020 campaign
3. J. Raffel - - - - - Jared's Fixer Man

Homeland Security (3 gone)

1. J. Kelly - - Sec.- Left for nanny job
2.
E. Duke - - Dep. Sec. Retired
      Got the he|| out
3.
T. Bossert - HS Advisor (Bolton kicked out)

Justice Department (3 gone)

1. P. Bharara - - - US Atty. SD NY
2. R. Brand - - - - Number 3 at Justice Dept.
3. S. Yates -- - - - Fired by tRump
      For doing her job

Labor Dept. (1 departed)

1. A. Puzder - - - - Withdrew (Labor)
      Anti-labor Wife Beater
      A TERRIBLE choice -- Job killer
      Steals from employees

National Security Advisor (4 gone)

1. R. Harward - - - Turned down NSA
2. D. Petraeus - - - Turned down NSA
3. KT McFarland - Deputy NS Advisor
4. Dina Powell - - - Deputy NS Advisor

National Security Director (1)

1. Mike Rogers - - - Dir. NSA -
      Abruptly resigned.

Press Interface (5 departed)

1. M. Corallo - - - Pres. Legal Spokesman
      Ran for the hills
2. M. Crowley - - Serial Plagiarist
      Now working for rich Russian
3. M. Short - - - - Press Aide
4. D. Sorensen - - Speechwriter
5. O. M. Newman - "Dragged out"

State Department (2 gone)

2. S. Goldstein - - - Undersecretary of State

USDA Chief Scientist (1 gone)

1. Sam Clovis - - Papadop. buddy - Withdrew
      Clearly colluded with Russia
      No science background whatsoever

W.H. Communications Director

1. A. Scaramucci - GS-6
     Fired by Kelly after 6 days.
     Foul-mouthed bully

W. H. Staff (5 departed)

1. R. Priebus - - - - Fired by Scaramucci
      Rump didn't like him
2.
R. Dearborn - - Dep. Chief of Staff
3. A. Reid -- - - - - Chief Usher
4. Rob Porter - - - WH Staff Secretary
      Serial Wife-beater
5. K. Walsh - - - Deputy Chief of Staff

Said "NO Way" at the Outset (1)

1. N. Gingrich - - - Said no. Got out. Smart.

Rejected at the Outset (2)

1. C. Christie - - - Shot down by Kushner
      Jailed Kushner's father
2. R. Jeweled-anis - Just too hungry

Other (5)

1. Dr. B. Fitzgerald - - CDC Director
2. R. Higgins - - - - - Dir. S.P., NSC
3. S. McGahn - - - - Treasury
4. W. Shaub - - - - - Off. of Gov. Ethics
5. D. Shapiro - - - - - Ambass. to Israel

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