by Failure Date
crux of the biscuit.
Refuses to release
--- Hiding ties to foreign governments
------ Countries with Trump businesses
------ Undisclosed Payments received
------ Undisclosed Debt owed
EVEN THE IRS says that "under audit" is a total BS
excuse. Rump clings to this lie.
FIRST 100 DAYS =
FAIL - Inauguration Speech
------ Dark and Foreboding
FAIL - "Day 1, I will lock her up."
------ Slithering away
FAIL - "I will REPEAL Obamacare."
------ Unable to repeal ObamaCare
------ "We have to let ObamaCare go on
way for a little while"
FAIL - "I will REPLACE Obamacare."
------ Unable to replace ObamaCare
FAIL - "Mexico will pay for the wall."
------ "The US will pay for the wall."
FAIL - "I will ban all Muslims."
------ Executive Orders Overturned - 3 TIMES
FAIL - "I will drain the swamp."
Appointed swamp dwellers to Cabinet
--- Billionaires, profiteers, lunatics
FAILED as Ambassador to other nations
--- Mexico, China, Canada, Germany
--- Stupid, embarrassing comments, behavior
FAILED Dealmaker with TrumpCare
--- The Art of the FAIL, same author as
--- The Art of the FEEL
--- ZERO negotiating skills - just threats
FAIL - Lunatic conspiracy theories
--- Obama "tapped my wires"
--- Hillary vote fraud
--- Drug-induced paranoia?
FAIL - STILL Loves traitor Gen. Flynn
Ignoring election promises
Jan. 31, 2017 -
Rump fired acting Attorney General Sally
Yates for failing to enforce his executive order on
travel and immigration.
Feb. 2, 2017
Rump calls Pure Chaos in the WH
Feb. 16, 2017 - Valentine's
Rump sent VP Pence out of the room, and
asked Comey to back off the Flynn investigation - "I
hope you can see your way clear to letting this go, to
letting Flynn go. He is a good guy. I hope you can let this
March 11, 2017 -
Rump fired Manhatton federal prosecutor
Preet Bharara because he was investigating him for
nefarious dealings in New York City.
March 17, 2017 -
Man-baby Rump refuses to shake hands with
Angela Merkel on camera, further proving what a jerk he
April 7, 2017 -
Judge Neil Gorsuch confirmed.
Appoints sleazy, anti-rights SC judge
--- Rams a corporations-first judge down our throats
--- Had to destroy a 100-year election rule to do
April 14, 2017 -
Rump announces that the White House
visitors log will no longer be public, so that we
can't count all the nefarious visitors.
This effectively bars the public from knowing which
activists, lobbyists, political donors and others are
gaining access to the president and his aides on a daily
April 2017 -
Praised Murdering Dictators
A TOTAL JERK in every way -
RUMP PRAISES MURDERING DICTATORS
Murdering Dict. Duterte of
Murdering Dict. el-Sissi of Egypt
Murdering Dict. Erdogan of Turkey
Murdering Dict. Kim Jong Un - N. Korea
Murdering Dict. Putin of Russia
Murdering Dict. Xi Jinping of China
April 29th - 100th Day in Office -
Rump delivers a hate-filled speech, deflecting from his
Obstruction of Justice
May 9, 2017 -
Fired FBI Director Comey
Cowardly sniper Donnie Rump fires Director
Comey from afar, without even a courtesy call to inform him.
The reasons given were TOTALLY bogus. The REAL reason is
that Comey requested more funds and resources to pursue the
Trump-Russia connections. COMEY KNOWS THAT TRUMP IS
GUILTY AS HE|| OF COLLUSION, so Rump had to get rid
Rump wants to replace Comey with sycophant Texas Senator
John Cornyn. Oh,
sure, Great choice.
May 10, 2017 -
Secret Meeting with the Russians
Rump held a secret meeting in the oval office
with Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov and
Russian spy master Sergei Kislyak. The only news
media allowed in was Putin's state-owned media TASS. NO
U.S. MEDIA was allowed in.
What he told them -
"I fired the head of the FBI. He was crazy, a real nut job.
I faced great pressure because of Russia. That's taken
Spicy couldn't take it. Sarah Huckabee drove him outside to
hide in the White House shrubbery. SNL had a field
May 11, 2017 -
Rump backtracks on campaign vow to move US
embassy in Israel to Jerusalem.
May 12, 2017 -
Rump issues veiled threat to James Comey
"... he'd better hope there are no recordings ..."
COMEY would love to hear the tape.
Shades of Richard Nixon.
May 17, 2017 -
Rump's approval rating has hit a new low -
First Trip Abroad
May 20, 21 - Riyadh, Saudi
Mel and Ivanka - no head cover for
Showing disrespect for Islam.
May 22 - Tel Aviv,
Melania swats away Rump's hand in gesture of
rejection ... TWICE.
May 23 - Jerusalem,
Rump reveals classified location of US
nuclear submarines to murdering Philippine dictator
Rump prompts Israeli ambassador Ron Dermer to face-palm
himself, after stupid Rump comment implying that Israel is
NOT in the Middle East.
May 24 - Vatican, Italy
Rump denies he outed Israel to Russians,
even when no one accused him of it. Feeling guilty,
Melania AGAIN refuses Rump's hand in gesture of
Contempt for Islam
Mel and Ivanka - no head cover for Muslims
Mel and Ivanka - cover heads for Catholics
--- Just to rub it in
May 25 - Brussels,
Rump shoves NATO member PM Dusko Markovic
(Montenegro) aside to thrust himself to the forefront.
"You tiny, tiny, tiny little man." ... J.K. Rowling
A Federal Appeals Court in Richmond, VA slaps down Rump's
Muslim travel ban. This is the 3rd beatdown of the ban, and
this time, it is NOT from "an island in the Pacific"
May 26 - Sicily
Top World leaders walk through
Sicily. Donnie rides in a golf cart. "Look at me, I am
better than you jerks."
What a putz.
May 31 - COVFEFE
Spicer - "I think the president and a small group of
people know exactly what he meant."
WHAT? Why don't you TELL US?
Spicer is as crazy as drumph.
270 - 450
Jun. 1 - Thurs.
Filling the Swamp
Rump grants ethics waivers to 17 top white house
staffers. That's as many as Obama granted in his entire
Dooming the Planet
Rump drops out of Paris climate accord - the US has
now joined Nicaragua and Syria, the only holdouts IN THE
WORLD. NO LIVING HUMAN can top the idiocy of this
"Believe me. We are just beginning."
We are so screwed.
June Week 1
June 6 - Tues.
Rump loses mind, and sends an idiotic tweet trashing
We have 10,000 troops stationed there, and an air base from
which we attack Iraq, Afghanistan, etc. Great move!
Qatar ambassador is flabbergasted.
Eric Rump on Hannity - "Those who oppose my dad are not
even people." Like father, like son. Idiots spawn
June 7 - Wed.
Comey Issues Statement
Previews his June 8 testimony.
June 8 - Tues.
Will Rump lose his mind, and have a tweet attack? Nope. He
seethed in silence, while they hid his twitter machine.
June Week 2
June 12 - Mon.
First Full Cabinet Meeting
Distracting and Deflecting
A swamp gathering - Acosta, Bannon, Chao, Coats, Conway,
DeVos, Kushner, Lighthizer, Mattis, Mnuchin, Mulvaney,
Price, Pruitt, Sessions, Shulkin, Tillerson
A praise fest, orchestrated by man-baby -
The president, surrounded by his vermin, "We are amazing.
fabulous, great, incredible, tremendous, believe me, believe
"We are doing very, very well."
"Millions and millions of dollars."
"Tremendous opposition from the other side."
Democrat obstructionists? You better believe it!
Tit for tat, you stupid dunce.
Republicans set the record for obstruction during the 8
years of Obama, JUST because he is black.
Red is white, water is not wet, and Rump is a genius.
Another day of PURE CR@P from man-baby.
The STATE OF MARYLAND has announced a lawsuit against Trump
for breach of constitutional oath, by accepting illegal
payments from foreign governments.
The republican congress has utterly FAILED in their
obligation to respond to man-baby's violation of US law.
June 13 - Tues.
Confirmed - Rump is being investigated for
JUSTICE by the FBI.
June 15 - Thurs.
AG Sessions now has an attorney. HUH?
Oh, the irony.
The TOP US attorney needs an attorney,
because he is SO SLEAZY.
June Week 3
June 20 - Tues.
Rump's approval rating has hit a new low - 36%.
June 21 - Wed.
Kushner amends his SF-86 security clearance form for the
THIRD TIME, adding a total of OVER 100 foreign
contacts. I guess he has a bad memory. ESPECIALLY, about
WHY DOES THIS
DUFUS STILL HAVE A SECURITY CLEARANCE? HUH?
Way past time to drop the hammer on the shadow
June 22 - Thurs.
Bullsh|t artist Dump reveals there are NO Comey tapes, and
never were. Blustering idiot.
Reminiscent of the Dump BS on Obama's birth certificate -
"My investigators in Hawaii can't believe what they found."
PURE BS. They found NOTHING!
My guess is that there WERE NO INVESTIGATORS! Just threats
and lies from Dump. SOP.
June 23 - Fri.
Kushner interviewed by FBI.
ALL cameras banned at daily press briefings.
The transparency is too much for the crooks.
June Week 3
June 29 - Thurs.
"... She was bleeding badly from a facelift. ..."
270 - 450
July 6 - Thurs.
At G20, Rump kowtows to master Putie, by continuing to deny
Russian election hacking. Kneepad man.
Rep. governor of Maine Paul LePage, "The sooner the
print press goes away, the better society will be." HOLY
SH|T! With idiots like this, you can kiss your freedoms
Paul the piff. Ignorant republican a-hoe.
US Ethics chief Walter Shaub, Jr. announced his
resignation. He could not deal with the MANY ethics
violations of the Rump regime. He was overwhelmed by all the
CONFLICTS OF INTEREST of the Rump family.
July 7 - Fri.
"POTUS' inexplicable refusal to confirm Russian election
interference insults career intel pros & hinders our
ability to prevent in future."... Sally Yates
Putin denies meddling. Are you going to believe 17 US
intelligence agencies, or the dictator of the Russian
totalitarian regime? Do you have any brain, at all?
Tillerson pressor - NO cameras allowed.
July Week 2
July 11 - Tues.
"Dirt on Hillary? I love it."
"High quality person" idiot-son Donald Jr. CONFIRMS attempt
at Russian collusion, by publishing corroborating email.
What a basket of thieving bunglers.
July 12 - Wed.
Rump fumes in the WH, and tries to spin Junior's shenanigans
with Rob Goldstone.
White House leaking like a sieve.
Staffers looking for a way out.
July Week 3
July 18 - Tues.
Trumpcare goes down in flames
Stumpy claims victory!
What a putrid punk!
Pouring out of his ears.
ANOTHER attendee (#8) was revealed at Junior's undisclosed
Clinton dirt meeting
in June 2016, a Russian
international money launderer Ike Kaveladze (IBS).
ANOTHER secret undisclosed meeting at the G20 between Stumpy
and Putie comes to light - "about an hour.".
Tired of winning yet?
He needs to go, ASAP.
July 20 - Thurs.
6 Months In =
Obamacare Repeal Failure
Tax Cut Failure
Travel Ban Failure
FBI Director Fired
Mexico Wall Failure
Ethics Chief Resignation
EPA Trashing Regulations
Department staffing Failure
US Election Meddling Failure
International Relations Failure
Press Communications Failure
NO LEGISLATIVE SUCCESS
- of any kind.
Under Investigation for -
Aiding An Enemy
Obstruction of Justice
Rampant Conflicts of Interest
Rump trashes Sessions
As Mueller digs deeper.
July 21 - Fri.
Sean Spicer resigns. How did Sean
last so long, trying to justify a lunatic, by lying his a$$
Another former Goldman-Sachs employee, hedge fund henchman
Anthony Scaramucci is appointed WH Communications Director.
He has been dubbed the "human pinkie ring".
In less than 2 minutes, the pretty boy tire salesman said
"I love the president"., and
"I love the president"., and
"I love the president."
Ye gods. Stumpy chose well.
This is in stark contrast to what Scaramouche has previously
said about Drumpf on Fox News in 2015 - "anti-american,
big mouth, hack politician, inherited money dude, Queen's
County bully", etc. It is amazing, how in politics, a
few bucks can turn black into white.
Sarah Huckabee was
anointed Press Secretary. She continues to provide
non-answers, and "Ask somebody else" responses. This
observer finds Sarah grotesque, a rubber-stamp clone of her
WH Trump spokesman Mark Corallo also resigns, declining to
July Week 4
July 24 - Mon.
The Dumbster embarrasses the entire
country with his self-praising tirade at the National Boy
Scouts Jamboree, further proving that he is an unhinged
Continues to attack Sessions, to get him to quit, so he can
hire another do-my-bidding henchman.
July 26 - Wed.
Stumpy trashes Sessions for a THIRD straight
"They are getting SO CLOSE! I need desperately to deflect
and distract again."
"I know. I will ban all LGBTQ people from the
YEAH! That will do
it. They will forget all about Russia!"
is going DOWN!
July 27 - Thurs.
Scarymoocher loses his mind. Spews his VILE, WHOLLY
INAPPROPRIATE "Trump mini-me" tirade.
Reverts to vulgar gutter talk to impugn Rience Priebus. Does
Stumpy really want Mafia Don Scaramucci?
YES! HE LOVED IT.
Lordy! Is a horse's head next?
Republican "health plan" goes down in flames.
Priebus is out - Gen. Kelly is in.
July 28 - Fri.
WORST WEEK of the
Stumpy endorsed police brutality.
Instructions to police gathering - "Smash all suspects'
heads against the door jamb when placing them in the back
270 - 450
July 31 - Mon.
Scaramucci is OUT!
Sets record - lasted 1
Executed by Gen. Kelly?
"Wanted to give Kelly a clean slate."
Isn't that exactly what Spicey said about Scarymoocher?
and distracting, as usual.
August 1 - Tues.
Christopher Wray confirmed as new FBI Director.
August 2 - Wed.
"The White House is a real dump."
... WH Golden
THEN GET THE HAIL
August 3 - Thurs.
Mueller impanels Grand Jury.
WAPO releases transcripts of Rump contentious phone calls
with Mexico (Pena Nieto) and Australia (Malcolm
August 4 - Fri.
Rump goes ape over phone call leaks.
Pence threatens everyone alive.
Subpoenas being issued.
August 6 - Sun.
Mosque bombing in MN
Aug. Week 2
August 7 - Mon. -
200th day in office
STILL an utter failure.
Rump attacks Senator Blumenthal.
Dump has nothing to say about Mosque bombing.
August 8 - Tues.
Korea Kim threatens Guam.
"Fire and Fury" promised.
The lunatic runs amuck.
August 9 - Wed.
FBI raid on Manifort home revealed.
-- Occurred July 26
-- Early morning raid for bank info.
-- Documents, other materials seized
Rump loses mind,
tweet storm follows.
August 11 - Fri.
Rump threatens Venezuela with "military option".
White House aide Sebastian Gorka enters the conversation, as
a neo-nazi in the WH.
August 12 - Sat.
Charlottsville neo-nazi gang -
Torches - Like KKK and Nazi Germany
"Blood and soil" - A nazi chant.
Rump fails to condemn white supremacist violence.
"... from MANY sides".
--- MANY? You
through racist James Fields.
David Duke praises Rump.
--- Rump refuses
RR used to mean Railroad.
Now, it is Racist Republican.
August 13 - Sun.
Charlottsville mayor comes out against Rump.
Rump chided Obama for not saying the words, "radical islamic
terrorism", over and over and over again.
Words RACIST Rump
will not say -
- "radical alt right terrorismt"
- "radical domestic terrorism"
- "neo-nazi terrorism"
- "white nationalist terrorism"
- "white supremacist
Aug. Week 3
August 14 - Mon.
Kelly slapped Rump into submission to say
"KKK, neo-nazis, white supremacists are "criminals and
thugs". Rump's handlers FINALLY forced him to say the
Because he was too
racist, biased, stupid and ego-obsessed to do it himself. It
Even the alt-right laughed at the obvious forced BS
Rump is a racist bastard.
August 15 - Tues.
Today, Rump sealed
"What a disgrace."
"Trump staff is stunned."
"No moral compass whatsoever."
First, he started with another twit fit. He had to delete
his stolen, altered train cartoon, mowing down CNN.
pisschild delivered an unhinged tirade from Rump tower,
proving his MANIACAL RACISM. Rump blames "alt-left" for
David Duke: "Thank you President Trump for your honesty and
courage to tell the truth about Charlottesville &
condemn the leftist terrorists in BLM/Antifa."
"The neo-nazis had a permit." ... DT
So, death just
happens? What a piff.
"You had some very bad people in that group
(Neo-nazis), but you also had people that were
very fine people ..." You idiot.
Kudlow says Rump
is not hateful.
Larry is an JERK. Go away, you useless shill. While you are
yaking here, you could be stealing more money, which is your
H.R. McMaster wants to kill Steve Bannon.
This week, the shat will hit the fan.
Bannon will be gone soon.
How low will
There is no limit.
As Mueller marches onward ...
Groups that Rump LOVES -
130 - KKK
100 - White Nationalist (peak 2011)
99 - Neo-nazi
78 - Racist Skinhead (peaked 2012)
43 - Neo-Confederate (peaked 2007)
21 - Christian Identity (peaked 2011)
xxx = # of groups in 2016 (wikipedia)
Rump's father was a member of the KKK. He was arrested in
Queens at a KKK rally in 1927.
August 16 - Wed.
Rump starts his morning by denouncing Amazon
more strongly than neo-nazis - distract and deflect. "HEY,
look over here. Ignore the fact that I am a useless
Rump's two big business councils disband because of the
uproar over Rumps Charlottesville comments.
- Manufact. Advisory Council
- Strategy and Policy Forum
More CEOs were leaving daily.
Rump took credit
for dissolving the groups, AFTER THE FACT.
August 17 - Thurs.
Barcelona - Rump once again proves his
raging ignorance, and blatant stupidity. He screams for an
urgent brain transplant.
From here forward,
ANYBODY who still supports this crazed, self-obsessed Rump,
is NOT going to do very well in the future. The adults among
us will see to that.
August 18 - Fri.
Bannon is OUT!
"He is a good person. I can
tell you that."
... from the
Took too long.
Aug. Week 4
On the weekend, Rump made 2 tweets about
"America needs to heel."
Did he mean, like
a dog? Nope. He deleted the tweets, since they PROVED once
again he can't spell worth a d@mn. But we already knew
August 21 - Mon.
Rump announced at Ft. Myer, VA that he will send
(secret number) of (secret branch) troops to
attack Afghanistan AND Pakistan, at a (secret
Bluster and BS, his SOP. More dead Americans, for Rump's
Rump's solution: "Fill up Arlington."
Tired of winning, yet?
August 22 - Tues.
According to the WP, around Aug. 5, DT hit the 1,000
Revealed - On Aug. 9, Rump and McConnell had an extended
screaming, cursing match on the phone.
Piff from Phoenix -
THE IDIOT GAVE A CAMPAIGN
- - IMMIGRATION ENFORCEMENT
Franklin Grame? I thought Graham had 2 syllables.
"Failing NYT." FACT - Their subscription levels are
at an ALL-TIME high.
"Our movement is built on love."
"I love everybody." BULLSH|T!
Kumbaya moment. BULLSH|T!
TOTALLY FULL OF SH|T.
Trying to rewrite history.
words he was BEATEN INTO SUBMISSION to say, 2 DAYS
"That was my words."
"I was a great student."
Then, why are you
so, so damned ignorant? Can't spell, can't think, can't
"... formenting divisions."
Did you mean fomenting?
"Crooked media." Give it a rest.
"Truly dishonest people, bad people."
CNN, WaPo singled out.
"These are sick people."
CALL YOU OUT.
"twitter storm" (tweet storm?)
"Fox is wonderful."
"Hannity. How good is Hannity?"
Hannity is a
"I'm an honest person."
PURE SH|T. 1,000
lies ANNOUNCED TODAY by The Washington Post, as of Aug.
"... do you like Sheriff Joe?"
upcoming pardon for
"They're cutting up people into little pieces."
"Border Patrol, ICE are incredible people."
"We're building a border wall."
"We're gonna get our wall."
"To keep out the Radical Islamic Terrorists."
Of which, there
has never been ONE. ALL were
Bitched about Democrat obstruction.
"If we have to shut down our government, we are building
"Obamacare is a total disaster." LIAR!
Obama is NOT
the issue - the issue is OUT-of-CONTROL medical
To chants of "Drain the Swamp."
He made the
swamp FAR WORSE.
He filled it with the WORST people HE COULD POSSIBLY
"Walk right in, get treated."
"I don't believe that any president has accomplished as
much in the first 6 months."
bullshit, bullshit, bullshit.
Total, total, total, total BS!
"Kim Jong Il is coming around.
I respect that fact."
"We have signed 50
ALL of no consequence.
"Beautiful, clean coal.
They're taking out coal, they're going to clean it."
Oh, my G0D. You
can't CLEAN coal.
We will buy American, we will hire American."
Except for MY
"Big Tax Cut."
FOR THE RICHEST of
Average Joe will PAY MORE.
"We will make America strong again.
We will make America wealthy again
We will make America proud again.
We will make America safe again.
We will make America great again."
Lots and lots of "I can tell you", "believe me", etc.
This tirades of DT
are getting old.
How can so many people be so
August 25 - Fri.
N.K. fires 3 missiles.
Sheriff Joe Arpaio pardoned.
Aryan S. Gorka forced out.
More Russia subpoenas issued.
Harvey hits Corpus Christi.
August 30 - Wed.
DonaldD1ck shows up selling hats.
He's got to
Mueller brings in NY Attorney General Eric Sneiderman to
help prosecute Rump, and severely limit the Donald's pardon
August 31 - Thurs.
Mueller brings in the CID of the IRS to help prosecute
Rump. The Criminal Investigation Division will check him
with a fine-toothed comb, for money laundering, tax evasion
and shady Russian transactions.
270 - 450
Sept. 5 - Tues.
DACA is out.
How can a prick be
so tiny, yet so yuge?
Sep. Week 2
Sept. 13 - Wed.
Disgusting. Repugnant. Horrifying.
D. Rump? Not this time.
Sara Suckabee - Can you imagine being her husband?
Where is that nice guy Spicy?
Not too bad, in comparison.
Downright sterling, by comparison.
She is the most
repugnant female that I can think of.
LOUDMOUTH, LYING WITCH.
With ZERO redeeming qualities.
Spewing PURE BS daily.
With a scowl and foul
Sep. Week 3
Sept. 19 - Tues.
The blustering bonehead is at it again. "We are going to
bomb the sh|t out of them."
This stuff is
really getting old.
Somebody change his d@mned
Sept. 20 - Wed.
The African country "Nambia"
... from the
Sept. 21 - Thurs.
TWO self-absorbed, immature, nuclear-obsessed lunatics
are having a piffing contest.
"No, you're a *ucker."
"No, you're a *ucker."
"No, you're a *ucker."
Obviously, they BOTH are "*uckers."
Sept. 22 - Fri.
Rump says black athletes who protest are
Better an SOB,
than a **********!
Sept. 23 - Sat.
Junior using private email?
Manafort being indicted?
Muller bearing down?
War with North Korea?
Silent on Puerto Rico?
Obamacare repeal failure?
17 tweets about
White House =
House of Deception
Sept. 24 - Sun.
Rump praises -
Pittsburgh Penguins -
NASCAR - - - - - - --
Sep. Week 4
Sept. 25 - Mon.
Mayhem on capitol hill.
Peaceful protesters ejected by police.
Sara Huckaby is as
gruesome, dishonest and defensive as ever. Since she is a
woman, perhaps she is bleeding out of her ... "whatever". I
think women are great, but NOT THIS
Her new book will
be out soon -
"Whoring for the Donald."
What does Rump do?
DISTRACTS with students of color in the WH.
Proof he loves the blacks.
Billionaire Betsy DeVos takes a
Sept. 26 - Tues.
Rump congratulated himself for the praise he
received for the job he did on Puerto Rico.
"It's hard - the Atlantic Ocean is big."
(Hint: "Puerto Ricans are Mexicans."
His DEA administrator Chuck Rosenberg couldn't take
it anymore, and resigned, because, "Trump has no
respect for the law."
Rumps Strange pick goes down in flames in Alabama. Roy Moore
PULLED A PUNY PISTOL at his campaign rally, yesterday,
possibly emulating his ... puny pistol?. He had been kicked
out of 2 Alabama state judicial jobs previously, for
violating the law.
Sept. 27 - Wed.
Rump invents a non-existant "hospitalized" senator who
was unable to vote in the Senate. Sen. Thad Cochran replied,
"I am not in the hospital, nor was I."
Sept. 28 - Thurs.
Rump continues to say that "a senator is STILL in the
Lying his a$$ off,
Sept. 29 - Fri.
Health Secretary Tom Price resigned.
And another one hits the dust.
THE PRICE IS WRONG. GONE.
270 - 450
Oct. Week 1
Oct. 3 - Tues.
Rump aid -
Rump threw paper towels to Puerto Rican hurricane victims.
Such a class
Oct. 4 - Wed.
Sen. Bob Corker calls out Trump -
"I think Secretary Tillerson, Secretary Mattis and Chief of
Staff Kelly are those people that separate our country
Oct. 6 - Fri.
Calm Before the storm?
... What a jerk.
Rolled back Obamacare birth control.
Mocked Puerto Rican accent
Oct. 8 - Sun.
Pence NFL walk-out stunt.
Ordered by Rump.
Rump: "They were very good towels."
Sen. Bob Corker - "The White House has become an adult
day care center."
Oct. Week 2
Oct. 9 - Mon.
Reversal of coal ban.
Push to kill Obama climate plan.
Oct. 10 - Tues.
False claim - Highest taxed nation BS
Official Liar Sara says he meant "corporate".
BULLSPIT, and she
Three Officials who were present:
On July 20, at a Pentagon meeting, Rump said, "I want
a huge increase in our nuclear arsenal." RIGHT AFTER
this meeting, Tillerson made his now famous comment,
"Trump is a "f**king moron."
Funny how MOST of the media just say "Moron."
Only 1/2 the
"There were a lot of tense moments."
Rump NOW says the meeting was fantastic, with great people.
Oct. 11 - Wed.
Rump: "I hate everybody in the White House."
"Unstable" - "Unraveling"
"Shouting matches with Kelly"
Trump: "NBC should have their license revoked." An attack on
the 1st Amendment. Our most important amendment.
Steve Bannon - "Trump has a 30% chance of finishing his
I'm 73. I don't
know much about rap.
But I do know this -
Oct. 12 - Thurs.
Rump: "I hate everything ...
Rump states, "Maybe in a sense, stock market gains are
reducing the national debt."
Once again, sheer
He knows nothing about
Oct. 13 - Fri.
Rump: "Freedom of the press is disgusting."
This sounds like Hitler, and ALL dictators.
He is SO DESPICABLE, that
he must try to silence the press.
Rump vs. the World.
Rump decertifies Iran deal, AND
issues new sanctions.
Takes further steps to unravel Obamacare.
Rump stated: "In the last 10 months, we have followed
through on one promise after another."
1. Healthcare by March - - - FAIL
2. Tax Reform by August - - - FAIL
3. Infrastructure by Christmas - FAIL
Oct. Week 3
Oct. 16 - Mon.
Rump to declare national emergency on opiods, MONTHS
after initial promise.
Oct. 17 - Tues.
"Obama didn't call families of fallen soldiers."
Rump is a disgusting PIG.
Regarding Sgt. Johnson -
"He knew what he signed up for." to his widow
Just Impeach ALREADY.
Oct. 18 - Wed.
Rump Tweet Storm of distraction.
I have proof! Hillary! Tax cut! NFL!
Impeach , Donnie,
Impeach . Just Impeach . Impeach now.
Hey, MSNBC. LOSE limey-talker Katty Kay.
CAN'T you find a d@mn AMERICAN?
We fought a WAR, so we didn't have to listen to
limey-talkers. Wust in the wuld. My AMERICAN NEWS from a
pretentious foreigner? No. No, no, no. She needs to go. Who
the he|| eva let her in? SHE AIN'T ONE OF US! She is an
ice pick in
Birds = buds.
Words = wuds.
It's bad enough
that she is just one more loquacious black-eyed,
bleached-blond news blabber, but throw in the limey talk,
and I just want to SCREAM.
Oct. 19 - Thurs.
"We did a fantastic job in Puerto Rico."
Anyone who STILL thinks that D. Rump is so great, is a
"The son." - "The wife." - "The brother."
He didn't know the name.
I hate D. Rump because (insert 100 reasons)", and you will
still be shy of the mark.
Gen. Kelly fully embraced Rump, by blasting Rep.
Wilson, with a tirade of LIES.
needing a new Shiny Deception Deflection, Rump announced
that he will release the JFK assination
Oct. 20 - Fri..
Gen. Kelly now proven a jerk. FOS.
Anyone who touches Rump, receives the kiss of death.
Order up the bombs?
Gotta save face, ya know.
Suckabee -->"You must never question a 4-star
Or you, either.
Right, Grim Sweetheart?
What a bunch of ...
Oct. 21 - Sat.
Rump said that he had contacted "virtually" every family
of soldiers who died.
Oct. 22 - Sun..
Rump started "rush-delivering" condolence letters to
cover his A$$.
Oct. Week 4
Oct. 23 - Mon.
Morning Joe ---> Rump is "rotten to the core".
Rump begins the morning TOTALLY LYING about his proposed tax
cuts. WHERE are the cuts really coming from? Right straight
out of OUR POCKETS. DUH.
Meanwhile, the president cavalierly continues to break the
emoluments law of personal profiteering, with the
limp-d|cked republicans cheering him on.
MUST BE VOTED OUT for TOTAL dereliction of duty. They are
now BEYOND WORTHLESS. They are totally destructive,
self-entitled, lobbyist teat-sucking BUMS, who need to
WAKE UP, AMERICA!
Oct. 24 - Tues.
Bob Corker goes after the Rump again.
"Trump is debasing the nation." DUH.
I have great respect for Bob. He appears to be the only
republican right now with any cojones.
Rump has a fit, as
usual, and attacks Corker with the infantile lashing out
lies of an 8-year old.
Who the he|| is
Bob Coka? "What he said was wuss."
Come on, MSNBC, LOSE the limey-talkers. Especially, Jonathan
Swan. He doesn't speak our language. It is EXTREMELY
OFFENSIVE to have him lecturing us, when he is unable to
speak properly. He is a FOREIGNER, not representative of US
citizens. It is so bleeping demeaning. Why is he CRAMMED
DOWN our throats? And, he LOOKS funny, too. Ship him out!
Maybe after a year of American diction school, he might be
passable, but I doubt it. Limey talk is fully baked into
I want my AMERICAN NEWS FROM
AMERICAN TALKERS, NOT LIMEY TALKERS.
Whitefishgate - Interior Secretary Zinke gave a $300
million contract to a small company of TWO people, from his
hometown of Whitefish, on the northern border of Montana, to
repair Puerto Rican power grid.
contract letting? Who can doubt
Oct. 25 - Wed.
"I have one of the greatest memories of all time."
"I am a very intelligent person."
"Nobody has more respect than I do."
RESPECT FOR ANYTHING OR ANYBODY.
Just IMPEACH the LYING
Oct. 26 - Thurs.
Rump channeled Nancy Reagan from the grave today, when
he revealed his excellent, well thought out plan to address
the opiod epidemic.
"Just say no."
What a freakin'
Rump - "Republicans have GREAT UNITY like never
7 TIMES. PURE
John Boehner said today from Germany, "Knuckleheads are now
in charge of congress."
Nov. Week 1
Oct. 30 - Mon.
Manifort shite hits the fan.
sleeze! Papadopoulos has been
feeding Mueller the good stuff for 3 months.
Rump is sweating bullets.
"Yeah, but Hillary, HILLARY!"
Rump is an
bleeping pathetic LOSER.
Kelly blames Civil War on a 'lack of compromise'.
HUH? Maybe only 3
slaves per owner? What an idiot. He was sold to us as
steadying influence. Instead, he has confirmed that he is a
Oct. 31 - Tues. - Halloween
When all the freaks come out.
Sara Suckabee now using black eye shadow.
Trying to look
more like the role she is playing, as in lying
270 - 450
Nov. Week 1
Nov. 1 - Wed.
Rump blames Jared for Mueller probe.
"He gave me bad advice."
(Fire Flynn and Comey.)
son-in-law. Blame anybody!
Rumptwit never accepts
Nov. 2 - Thurs.
WONDERFUL tax relief bill. NOT.
Ramming through BS at the last second.
Trillions for the rich.
Token paltry cut for the middle class.
"Rump is leading the Most
Corrupt administration in U.S. history." ... Newsweek
Ryan, etc. = Entitled thieving scoundrels. Raping Americans
for profit. And for fun, apparently, since they do it with
Rump has replaced Obama-tainted
Fed Chair Janet Yellin with multi-millionaire ("$20M -
$55M") banker Jerome Powell. "Richest member of the
Federal Reserve Board of Governors."
Oh, sure. He will
act in the best interests of the middle-class - NOT.
Deepening the swamp, the ONE THING that Rump does best.
Yellen was the first woman Fed Chair. We all know how Rump
feels about women. Out she goes.
Nov. 3 - Fri.
"I don't remember much about the meeting."
THIS, after saying, "I have the greatest memory of
PURE CR@P, as
usual from Rump.
Rump flies to Asia to raise even more havoc.
Will the president, once again, embarass us abroad?
Will Melania, once again, swat him away?
Will he continue lying his a$$ off?
Will his tweet machine explode?
What stupid statements will he make?
Nov. Week 2
Nov. 5 - Sun.
Sutherland Springs, Texas Massacre -
Dufus Donnie Deflects again.
"This is not a gun problem. This is a mental health
GUNS FOR ALL."
Crazy Rump is a crazy person enabler.
There are THOUSANDS of crazy people on the edge, hiding in
plain sight. ALL of them can easily get multiple assault
weapons with huge magazines.
Time and time again, we cannot find the violent crazies
before they act. The MEANS must be removed - NO
MILITARY weapons in civilian hands, PERIOD.
MEANS OF MASS MURDER TO CRAZY PEOPLE IS MASS INSANITY.
Nov. 6 - Mon.
"Why didn't Samurai shoot down North Korean missles?"
Because they are
not reactionary idiots, like
Saudi purge - 30 Saudi princes and ministers arrested -
by 32-year old Prince Mohammad bin Salman -
Including Billionaire Prince Alwaleed bin Talal ($10
Big changes in Arabia. Women can drive cars and attend
public events, and billionaires can be jailed (jail = the
Ritz Carlton in Riyadh.)
Nov. 7, 8 - Tues., Wed.
South Korea -
BIG Democratic wins in New Jersey and Virginia = a
referendum on Rump? People are waking up.
The self-serving Rump plugs his golf resort in
Joisey. What a
leader! What a jerk.
Nov. 8, 9 - Wed., Thurs.
Earlier - "China is raping us."
Today - "It is Obama's fault."
from his mouth.
Rump always was, is, and always will be totally
Nov. 10 - Fri.
South Viet Nam -
The pudenda-poking pervert has been getting a lot of
Ailes, Blatter, Bolling, Moore, O'Reilly, Piven, Ratner,
Seagal, Spacey, Toback, Weinstein, Westwick, etc., etc.
"absolutely false", "democrat conspiracy", "fake news",
"liberal media lie", "political attack", "totally untrue",
Only Louis CK came clean (sorry, couldn't resist).
BOTH Putin and
Rump were forced into wearing the same
Suits in Nam?
How could this be? Putin, maybe. BUT RUMP? How humiliating.
How demeaning. Such a
Nov. 11 - Sat.
North Viet Nam -
EVEN MORE commie zoot suits?
How does he do it?
Rump- "Putin had nothing to do with manipulating the
"I believe Putin. I don't believe my own intelligence
Nov. 12 - Sun.
Rump - "I believe my own intelligence agencies."
Rump - "The former directors of the CIA (Brennan), DNI
(Clapper), and FBI (Comey) are all political hacks".
Rump - "I want to be friends with the "short, fat
guy" in North Korea.
Diplomacy at its
finest. Could not possibly be more respectful. Rump is a
Nov. Week 2
Nov. 13 - Mon.
Rump nominates Alex Azar to Sec. of HHS, in order to "lower
Alex was a big
honcho at pharmaceutical manufacturer Eli Lilly,
who will push for drug
no other. Rump, adding to the swamp, stinking up the
Sucked up to judge, jury and executioner
Nov. 14 - Tues.
Nov. 15 - Wed. -
Roy Moore's attorney Trenton Garmon embarasses he|| out
of himself. Daft Alabama attorney. Typical Alabaman - a
spawn of first cousins.
Rump praises the living sh|t out of himself, for being such
a totally wonderful, beloved guy.
Pulls a Rubio water bottle moment
- he had no water.
Becomes deaf, when asked about Roy Moore.
Nov. 16 - Thurs.
Still deaf, when asked about Roy Moore.
"Hey, p*ssy-grabber-in-chief. How do you feel about
p*ssy-grabber-Jr., Roy Moore.?"
Mr. President? Hello? Hello?
Cat got your tongue?
Takes one to know one?
Did he do it? Did YOU do it?
Oh yeah, you SAID you did it.
OK for you, OK for him?
up, silent Rump.
Rump overturns a 2014 Obama ban on the import of big game
trophy parts from Africa, so his sons can slaughter more
endangered species, and bring home elephant ivory, and
leopard pelts. And hang them on their walls in New York
City. Zimbabwe and Namibia named.
Nov. 17 - Fri. -
Rump answers Moore questions -
"I moved on her like a bitch. But I couldn't get there.
And she was married. Then, all of a sudden, I see her, she's
now got the big phony tits and everything. She's totally
changed her look."
"Grab 'em by the pussy. You can do anything."
"You know, I'm automatically attracted to beautiful - I just
start kissing them. Just kiss, I don't even wait, And when
you're a star, they let you do it. You can do
Classy Rump at his
Rump Ocean Club Tower in Panama City was AND STILL IS
a magnet for dirty money. It was purchased through
shell companies, hiding the Rump ownership.
Hassett is as Irish as he||. Tell you anything?
More Rump tax spin.
Nov. 18 - Sat. -
Rump nominates another unqualified loser for federal
Brett Talley - Never tried a case
Loves the KKK
Believes in ghost hunting
Married to WH lawyer - didn't mention.
Unbridled slime at the top.
It will take YEARS
to overcome the damage Rump is inflicting upon the U.S.
judicial system - installing conservative a$$-hos who
support billionaires and corporate interests over the PEOPLE
- LIFETIME APPOINTMENTS. Dang YOU, Donnie Rump, for doing
the most damage you can possibly do to this country. I
sincerely hope you expire in office - no greater justice
could be served. You are the scum of the
Nov. Week 3
Nov. 21 - Tues. -
Punk-ass, lobbyist-whore FCC Chairman Ajit Pai wants to
DESTROY net neutrality due to massive $100M payments he
receives from lobbyists.
Rump to wipe out the Internet neutrality put in place by
Obama, so that OTHERS will decide what you can and can't see
online. THIS IS
HUGE. Your Internet provider will
be able to determine your access to EVERYTHING.
Dang You, you
stinking Rump. You are evil, vile and wicked, and MUST BE
YOU determine what you can
(censorship of information
They determine what you can see, and HOW MUCH EXTRA you must
ATT - - - - plundering bastards
... ALREADY limiting
Comcast - plundering bastards
... ALREADY filtering
and throttling content
Verizon -- plundering bastards
... ALREADY throttling
Note that EVEN Russia is protecting net neutrality. But in
the U.S., there are simply TOO MANY sheep to be fleeced.
OBJECT LOUDLY NOW, or you will end up with far worse
Internet than Russia!
Rump spent 90 minutes on the phone with
Putin, about whom he has NEVER said anything NEGATIVE.
"Putin certainly didn't affect the election."
Supporting an ENEMY of the
Rump - "A republican child molester is
preferable to a normal democrat."
"He said it didn't
happen." So did you, you lying bastard, and we KNOW damn
well you are guilty. WE HAVE IT ON the Access Hollywood
Dang You, you stinking Rump. You are evil, vile and wicked,
and MUST BE STOPPED.
Nov. 22 - Wed. -
Rump on Roy Moore - "He totally denies it. You have to
listen to him."
LIKE H*LL I
do. You Groping fool.
As if we should believe you, too.
As if denial = innocence.
Rump's goal is to wipe out democracy as we know it, and
become DICTATOR, if at all possible. The treasonous buffoon
MUST BE STOPPED.
When will the Rump
idiots realize that he is totally FOS? THEY REALIZE IT NOW.
But, they don't care, because they ARE IDIOTS.
reason with an idiot.
Nov. 23 - Thurs. -
Rump supports child molester Roy Moore -
pigs of a feather, molesting together.
Rump now DENIES
his comments on the Access Hollywood tape. "Fake tape."
Rumors say that some alt-right operatives are now creating a
NEW VERSION of the tape. That should be fun. Watching it be
chopped up by analysts.
Nov. 24 - Fri. -
Rump again attacks UCLA players dad, LaVar Ball, demands
credit for China release.
Rump attacks CFPB - subverts normal succession - appoints
anti-protection jerk OMB Director Mick Mulvaney acting
director to run the dept., who previously called the agency
a "sick, sad joke."
Rump continuing to
screw Americans, at EVERY
Rump - "I turned down the Time cover as man of the year,
because I didn't want the "big photo shoot and interview
LIE." He made it up.
Time responded, "We don't do it
Nov. 25 - Sat. -
Tillerson snubs Ivanka, will NOT accompany her to India.
As Ivanka tries to override the state department
"FOX News is wonderful. Hannity is an honest guy."
Gag me with a
machine gun. Vomiting, treasonous Rump now gets his
accolades from vile Sean Hannity, vile Alex Jones and vile
Jeanine Pirro (119 MPH).
Nov. 26 - Sun. -
Kushner is in a panic that he was wiretapped in
conversations with Russia and China. His "albatross"
property at 666 5th Ave. is being investigated by Mueller
for Russian money laundering, and lying about phony vacancy
rates when he tried to sell it.
is now in deep doggie doo, and quiet as a
Nov. Week 4
Nov. 27 - Mon. -
Anti-CFPB Mulvaney takes over at the CFPB. Rump picks
big banks over US citizens.
Rump is an elite
Rump just can't help himself. He chooses a Navaho award
ceremony to degrade Elizabeth Warren with another
"Pocahontas" racial slur.
Rump is a
Nov. 28 - Tues. -
Rump. Totally impotent.
Couldn't negotiate a haircut,
with all his carnival barker antics.
After the NK missle launch, he said -
"Schumer and Pelosi will rush into the room."
Our president is a
Nov. 29 - Wed. -
Rump was bored this morning, thought he would excrete more
hatred toward Muslims.
Brings to mind
"Rumpole of the Bailey".
Nov. 30 - Thurs. -
Theresa May castigates the Rump.
Dec. Week 1
Dec. 1 - Fri. -
FLYNN PLEADS GUILTY.
--- Lied to FBI
Rump - "Very, very, very bad."
No shite, Sherlock.
Rump fired AG Sally Yates for resisting Rump obstruction.
Sally is redeemed.
NEXT: Sessions or
Soon followed by the Rumpster.
The hammer is dropping on Don the
Dec. 2 - Sat. -
Rump ... has a myocardial infarction?
Adds incontinence to incompetence?
Screams for Mamma?
Develops facial tic?
Dec. 4 - Mon. -
WHO said it?
"Its not illegal if the president does it."
Was it ...
Donald Nixon or Richard Trump?
We all know how that turned out.
Dec. 5 - Tues. -
Rump didn't make the most retweeted list.
Obama did - 3 times. ... AP
Dec. 6 - Wed. -
Rump didn't make Person of the Year.
HIS VICTIMS DID.
Rump not happy with just blowing up North Korea, now he
wants to BLOW UP Israel, too. He is SO SMART. NOT.
A shiny new object. Deflectification.
Mueller's pressure has him slurring his speech
What's this about Deutsche Bank?
When does the deflection become -
--- shooting a person to make a point ?
--- bombing North Korea ?
--- nuking an ally ?
--- soiling himself ?
Dec. 7 - Thurs. -
Why the Rump slurred speech?
The speculation -
1. Dry throat (official)
2. Loose dentures (most popular)
3. Anti-anxiety medication (Xanax?)
4. Mild stroke
5. Cocaine or speed use
6. Cracking from the Russia strain
Dec. Week 2
Dec. 11 - Mon. -
It was revealed that Rump -
1. Consumes 12 diet sodas per day, and
2. Consumes 4-8 hours of TV per day.
Dec. 12 - Tue. -
Rump said that "lightweight" Senator
Gillibrand would "do anything" for money, implying the use
of knee-pads. An extremely sexist comment.
We all KNOW who
would "do anything for money".
The lying WH mouthpiece grows more gruesome by the
Dec. 13 - Wed. -
Rump picks losers -
1st -- Luther Strange (lost)
2nd - Roy Moore (lost)
3rd - Omarosa (dragged out)
4th - Brett Talley (quit, unqualified)
From the BIGGEST
LOSER of all time.
Dec. 14 - Thurs. -
The FCC repeals net neutrality
Kiss the Internet good-bye.
Kiss the Rump that did it to you.
--- More fees,
--- Increased charges
--- Your ISP
--- Censored content
--- OTHERS will say what you can see
Rump WIPES OUT most business regulatory protections
of previous administrations - 20 out of 22.
WE MUST STOP RUMP,
from screwing everybody.
object - Omarosa
Quit? Fired? Paid? Not paid?
Dragged out? Not dragged out?
Won't do KNEEPADS for Rump?
Dec. 15 - Fri. -
Rump appointee FCC Chairman loser Ajit Pai
is a steaming POS, for doing what he did. Taking cash from
the cable companies to destroy the Internet as we know
"Harlem Shake" Ajit Pai is MERCENARY SCUMBAG, appointed
because he is a Rump lapdog. I hope he dies a violent death,
for crippling the best democratic info pipeline in
If you are getting
your Internet from a cable monopoly, YOU ARE SCREWED. You
will be GETTING LESS, and paying FAR MORE. Your info will be
CENSORED, and you will be PRICE-GOUGED to the max.
Once again Rump vomits on the FBI.
OK. It has come to
this - RUMP IS THE BIGGEST ***-HOLE THAT HAS EVER
Dec. 16 - Sat. -
EDICT from king Rump -
Rump bans 7 scientific words,
from the CDC!
Just WTH does he
think he is?
Almighty God, or just a dictator?
Dec. Week 3
Dec. 18 - Mon. -
Bashes past administrations, then
praises himself (surprise!).
Rump does it again. Earlier, we saw him
drink from a bottle, sippy-cup style. This morning, it was a
cup - also, sippy-cup style. He is unable to drink with one
hand. What is he afraid of? Pouring the contents all over
himself? Such confidence! Such colossal fear of
Rump continues to try and push through TOTALLY unqualified
judges. It has become SO obvious, that the nominees are
withdrawing due to SHEER EMBARRASSMENT. They know nothing.
But Rump the Destroyer doesn't care. He wants to destroy
EVERYTHING in this crumbling democracy.
POLITICIANS who support him WILL BURN IN HE||. A deal with
the devil has a high cost - your soul.
Dec. 19 - Tues. -
Sen. Bob Porker of Iowa shows his true
colors - slimy, thieving republican b@stard, just like all
the rest of them. Changes his vote for a $5 million real
estate tax bribe. POS.
Fooled ya, didn't
Dec. 20 - Wed. - THE
The biggest Rump, along with his Druids,
gathered at Stonehenge today, to celebrate the wholesale
F*cking over of 99% of the American people. All in white
shirts, celebrating their evil, Godless victory over all
that is sacred and just.
Billionaires and corporations rejoice, as Fascism
overtakes America. We have been totally screwed by the
slimebag maggots that are republican politicians. The
prostitutes did it FOR THE MONEY - for themselves and
their rich owner-class donors.
Dang 'em all. They
have replaced our democracy (government by ALL the people)
with a fascist state (government by the RICH
Dec. Week 4
Dec. 26 - Tues.
Thank you Santa for a great present.
The biggest Rump is QUIVERING in his loafers, KNOWING full
well that his days are numbered. The more he squirms, the
better. The continuing attacks on Mueller are direct
evidence of his growing TERROR of being held accountable. He
KNOWS what he is, and what he has done. He is slowly
realizing that he is TRAPPED. Godzilla is coming to crush
his guts out. Hallelujah! JUSTICE SHALL PREVAIL.
The stench of the New York lying bully scammer is
coming to an abrupt end. Praise the Lord.
Along with his
republican scoundrel politicians.
It is time for the democrats to reclaim democracy for ALL
Dec. 27 - Wed.
Latest Gallup Poll -
OBAMA is the most admired man.
(10th YEAR IN-A-ROW)
HILLARY is the most admired woman.
has got to pain Rump to the bone.
The 2 people that he hates the most,
are the MOST POPULAR.
He must be having a conniption fit!
Suck it up,
biggest loser Rump.
You are about to get yours.