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Hard to Believe
by
Vaughn Aubuchon

Here are some observations of the Live PD show on TV about cops. Certain things stand out, like a flash in the dark. Do NOT believe everything they tell you on these shows. Why? Because some of it is BS.
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In spite of my acerbic comments, think about what life would be like without cops. I will tell you.
Absolute hell on earth.

With that in mind, go ahead and enjoy my critical comments. See what you think.
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1. NOT LIVE

2.
Top Locations

3.
Pot Laws by State

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General Observations
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     1. Live PD Show
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Subject

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Description

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NOT Live

IS NOT LIVE.
HAS NEVER been live!
NEVER will be live!

There are too many issues to deal with -
- failed technology,
- horror must be censored
- last names must be blanked out
- vile language must be censored
- cop malfeasance must be censored

When they say its live, and on the California coast it is PITCH BLACK at 9 PM, it is NEVER going to be bright daylight in any other continental state.
Live? BS. Simple proof.

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Dishonest,
Deceptive

On some shows, they put up the required disclaimer, for an average of 20 seconds. Then, they remove it.

Lying. Pretending that the show is live, when it CLEARLY is NOT, is a BS LIE. And should be ILLEGAL.

Due to the name of the show, they should be required to post the disclaimer at ALL TIMES - "Recorded Earlier". Because it ALWAYS IS.
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     2. Live PD - Recent Top Locations
           From West to East
           RED= Strict Pot Laws

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State
City or County
New
Old
Standout
Officer
CA

Salinas City

NV

Nye County

AZ

Pinal County

T. Poole

TX

El Paso County

Williamson County

A. Zendejas

OK

Tulsa City

Sticks Larson

MO

Green County

LA

Lafayette City

Slidell City

IN

Jefferson

Lawrence

GA

Gwinnett County

FL

Pasco County

SC

Greenwood County

Richland County

G. Brown

RI

Providence

Warwick

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     3. Live PD Pot Laws by Location
           From West to East
           RED= Strict Pot Laws

So much of each show is dedicated to the arrest of people for marijuana. Is this right? Just because of the political conservatism of some states, especially southern states?

West <--- - - - - - - - - - ---> East

State

CA
NV
AZ
TX
OK
LA
SC

GA

FL
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RI

Cnty.

Sal-inas

Nye
Co.

Pinal

El Paso

Tulsa

Sli-dell

GW

Gw.
Coun

Pasco

War-wick

Recr.
Pot

Legal
Legal
Fel.
6 mo.
Fel.
6 mo.

Ileg.

Ileg.

Ileg.

Ileg.
-DL

Ileg.

$150
fine

Med.
Pot

OK

CBD oil

OK

OK

CBD oil

CBD oil

OK

OK

Cult.
Pot

Med
only

Ileg.

OK
w/ lic.

Ileg.

Ileg.

Ileg.

Med
only

Med
only

Notes:

-DL - Loss of Driver's License

Because of the differences in marijuana laws. it is inherently UNFAIR, to punish pot smokers im Florida, Georgia, Louisiana, Texas, for what is totally legal in other states, such as
Alaska, California, Colorado, Illinois, Maine, Massachusetts, Michigan, Nevada, Oregon, Vermont and Washington.
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     4. General Observations
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Subject

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Comment

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Best Cops by State

Pacific Northwest
Reasonable, few issues.
Andrea Zendejas, Texas

Keep in mind that only the best cops are chosen for TV filming. The show doesn't want to present a picture of racist, rude, aggressive cops. Which results in softening people's perception of law enforcement officers.
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Disclaimer

OLD DISCLAIMER - 

Due to the intensity of some live events,
viewer discretion is advised.

This program shows the actions and investigations of law enfircement agencies.
Not all outcomes are known or final.
All suspects are presumed innocent
unless proven guilty in a
court of law.

NEW DISCLAIMER - 

Due to the intensity of some live events,
viewer discretion is advised.
This program shows the actions and investigations of law enforcement agencies.
Not all outcomes are known, or final.
All suspects are presumed innocent
unless proven guilty in a court of law.


The WORST thing they do, is show a commercial at a critical, important point in the show. After the commercial, we hear NOTHING MORE about the incident, which is a HUGE PIFFER, and leaves you hanging.
" ... awaiting trial." is VERY unsatisfying!

The show "Cops" does this too.
This is a problem, because you do NOT get to know the outcome! But, then, sometimes you do not want to know, in those cases where the lily-livered judge lets the criminal off - even more frustrating that no outcome revealed.
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Disclaimer Music

Whoever thinks that it is a good idea, to blast our minds with that TERRIBLE, Computer-generated, Frantic, Pounding Techno "Music", in EVERY show, is an idiot.

It is SO ANNOYING, I must always mute the cr@p. GET A CLUE. Try to imagine something more appropriate, and less offensive.

DO IT.

The excitement from the show should result from the ACTION, not mindless audio ASSAULT!
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FentaNYL

NOT FentaNOL!
There is no fentanol, It is -NYL.
EVERY cop gets this wrong. Over and over and over again. Why is it so difficult to get it right?
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Most
Prejudiced
Cops

Texas
I have known many Texans. Some are freaking lunatics. They say, "If you ain't from Texas, then you ain't sh|t." And, THEY BELIEVE IT.

Do the Texas cops confirm the stereotype, with their egos, arrogance and ignorance? Or, not?
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Criminals Cigarette
Addiction

ALL criminals smoke
to a degree beyond belief.
"Put out the cigarette", ALWAYS MEANS, take another drag, and DON'T give up the cigarette. It must be pulled from their mouth, after they are handcuffed. This is the UNIVERSAL, intense addiction of criminals.

Almost EVERY episode. The dependence on that one "last drag" is unbelievable.
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Dumbest Cops

S. Carolina, Florida, Texas
The south is where the dumbest people live, still clinging to Jefferson Davis. So, it is very logical to assume that that is where the worst cops reside. They confirm it frequently.

Exception: Garo Brown, pure class.
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Exag-
geration

Cops love to exaggerate.
"She missed me by inches." (feet)
"She missed me by feet." (yards)

Ten minutes after they find the crack pipe, "It's still warm." No, it's not. You are a liar. I've seen this 3 times, and I expect to see it again.
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Hang Tight

For decades, the expression was "Hang Loose". At what point did the cops change it to "Hang Tight"? Don't they both really mean the same thing, "Hang Loose"?
I'm baffled.
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Most
Obese Cops

The south, hands down.
South Carolina, Texas.
Can you see?

Big exception= Garo Brown, super cop. An awesome specimen, who is not going to get a lot of confrontation, which is the way it should be. Only an idiot criminal would confront this guy.
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Oxycontin

NOT OxyCOTTON!
There is no oxycotton. It is -CONTIN.
MOST cops get this wrong. Over and over and over again. Why is it so difficult to get it right?
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Repeats

Why must we watch the SAME stuff, over and over again?
Because, they think that some episodes are so good, they repeat them over and over again.

Nobody seems to realize that VARIETY is much preferred over mindless repeats, which make us all change the channel.

I believe it is all about PAYING to show more episodes. They don't want to do it.
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Stupid COP Comments

"Get on your back, get on your back."
The guy IS on his back. ... Texas

"Get out of the car slowly, real quick."
Huh? ... Texas

"If your BAC is 0.21, then your blood is 21% alcohol." - from Texas deputy.
Nope. Wrong. It is 1/100 of that.

"Nitrous oxide destroys brain cells." ... Texas
This deputy is confusing nitrous oxide with paint huffing, which does destroy brain cells..
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Stupid SUSPECT Comments

"That's not mine, officer."
Oh, sure. Almost always a lie.

"I wasn't driving officer, I was traveling."
The idiotic claim of a "sovereign".

"I just wanted to get my car home officer."
NO, you pull over NOW.
MUST be cited.

"I don't have to identify myself."
YES, YOU DO. It is the law.
The alternative is jail for 45 days, or until identified.

"I forgot about the gun in the glove box."
No. No. No. Not gonna fly.
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Typical Suspect

Most of the police deal with members of the lower socioeconomic class (the poor), characterized by -
- Alcohol use (drunkenness)
- Anger Issues
- Cigarette addiction (crazy, intense)
- Illegal drug use (cocaine, heroin, meth)
- Irresponsibility (license, insurance)
- Male aggression (domestic violence)
- Obesity (poor diet)
- Poor education (public school failure)
- Tattoos (cops too, weird)
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Women Cops

Little respected.
Why?
Because cops are about using FORCE.
Because any male cop or criminal could crush any female cop WITHOUT A GUN, at will.

Cops are all about using force.
Testosterone, not estrogen, is the requirement.
The only force a female cop can use is her gun. Which is her only source of dominance.

Exception - Andrea Zendejas in El Paso - my favorite cop - Classy, straight, no secret agenda. Matter of fact, reasonable, evenhanded fairness.

She gets my vote.
She is a straight shooter, not trying to prove something about her sexuality, or gain power by being granted authority.
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Your Lyin' Eyes

The self-documenting nature of the show will often indicate obvious inaccuracies between what is said, and what is seen. That's the beauty of the show, to realize that not all the words out of the cops' mouths are entirely accurate.

If you pay close attention, you may see what you were not intended to notice. I do, in almost every show.
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Disclaimer:
In spite of all my b|tchin' and moanin', I love this show. Many folks do.

This page contains hyperbole, which is required to "make a point", against the backdrop of political correctness. IF you don't like what you read, please ignore it. Problem solved. I have no intent to offend anyone.


The opinions stated above are my own, and not of my ISP, nor anyone else.
If you disagree with any of the above comments, that is great - you are thinking.

The sole purpose of this page is to OPEN YOUR EYES, and encourage further research on your part.

Once again, let me reiterate - WITHOUT cops, we would ALL be in deep doodoo, and there would be chaos everywhere. But that doesn't mean we must accept everything they may do. They are held to a higher standard, because of their power over life and death.

Thank you very much for your time.
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