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2016 GOP Summary
Presidential Candidates

by Vaughn Aubuchon

Here is one liberal's summary of all the 2016 GOP Presidential candidates for the presidency of the United States.

They couldn't have ALL be clueless, could they?
Just click on the links, to find out.

Also, I provide a summary of caricatures.
Click on each caricature for more
caricatures of the same person.

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1. Neo-fascist President

2.
Dropped Out

3.
The Republican Mindset

4.
DEMOCRATIC Candidate

5.
Wealth List

6.
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1. President Trump, Neofascist

Rank - %
Photo

Position


Mad Dog TrumpDonald Trump
Self-consumed
Blowhard
Northern Yankee
Presbyterian


TRUMP Summary

Trump Sex Accusers

"Repugnant ... and despicable."
     ... David Letterman

HELL TOUPEE
BILLIONAIRE BULLY

Self-consumed egomaniac
"Bloviating Ignoramus"

LIAR
FASCIST
RACIST
SEXIST
XENOPHOBE
WHITE SUPREMACIST
NO CLASS WHATSOEVER

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Sen. Susan Collins (R) of Maine -
"NO to Trump, because of -
1. Attacks on Curiel
2. Attacks on the Khans
3. Mocking of the Disabled."
08/08/2016
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1. Anti-choice
2. MORE GUNS FOR ALL

3. Ban same-sex marriage
4. Climate change denier
5. Pro medical marijuana

Net Worth = $4 Billion
Donald Trump Idiot

Crazy Trump Quotes
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2. Dropped Out (15)

OUT - 4-04-16
John Kasich caricature John Kasich
Ohio Gov.
Northern Yankee
Catholic

(My favorite GOP guy)

"NOT BAD"

But,
For perpetual war.
"Would send more troops."

Wrong. You lose.

1. Anti-choice
2. MORE GUNS FOR ALL

3. Ban same-sex marriage
4. Climate change denier
5. Anti medical marijuana

Net Worth = $2.5 Million
John Kasich Idiot

Crazy Kasich Quotes

OUT - 4-03-16
Ted Cruz caricature Ted Cruz
TX Senator
Southern Rebel
Southern Baptist

IDEOLOGUE
Sleezy, slimy social climber
The guy even
LOOKS like Joe McCarthy.

MOST HATED by peers
Gives Jimmy Carter crap ONE day after he announced his cancer had spread to his brain.
Senator Cruz, you are DISGUSTING. You did the same thing when Joe Biden's son died. Such a classy guy. Also, reminiscent of Joe McCarthy being asked, "Have you no sense of decency, sir?

"Christians are being systematically exterminated."
What? Where? How?

1. Anti-choice
2. MORE GUNS FOR ALL

3. Ban same-sex marriage
4. Climate change denier
5. Anti medical marijuana

Net Worth = $10 Million
Ted Cruz Idiot

Crazy Ted Cruz Quotes

OUT - 3-15-16
Marco Rubio caricature Marco Rubio
FL Senator
Southern Rebel
Catholic

HYPOCRITE
"Gay marriage will destroy Christianity."

Debate skills --->
1. President Obama blah-blah-blah
2. President Obama blah-blah-blah
3. President Obama blah-blah-blah
4. President Obama blah-blah-blah
Marco. Obama is NOT a candidate!
Get a clue, scripted roboman!

1. Anti-choice
2. MORE GUNS FOR ALL

3. Ban same-sex marriage
4. Climate change denier
5. Anti medical marijuana

Net Worth = $1 Million
Marco Rubio Idiot

Crazy Rubio Quotes

OUT - 3-02-16
Ben Carson caricature Ben Carson
Retired Doc
Northern Yankee
7th Day Adventist

JOKE?
"Let's torture everybody!"
"Refugees are rabid dogs."
"The pyramids were built to store grain."
Someone should tell Ben that they are 99% solid stone. The man is certifiable. He needs to back off on his meds. And look up the definition of 'critical thinking'. And try to figure out what it means.

"Obamacare is the worst thing since slavery." YOU LOSE 6-25-15

"Being gay is absolutely a choice."
YOU LOSE 6-26-15.
Compared Nazis to the US.

"I support religious freedom, as long as it is Christianity."

Can you imagine being sedated, and this guy with a knife in his hand?
No way. He will try to cut the devil out of you.

1. Anti-choice
2. MORE GUNS FOR ALL

3. Ban same-sex marriage
4. Climate change denier
5. Anti medical marijuana

Net Worth = $10 Million
Ben Carson Idiot

Crazy Ben Carson Quotes

OUT - 2-20-16
Jeb Bush caricature Jeb Bush
Ex FL Gov.
Southern Rebel
Catholic

MOST ENTITLED
THE LEGACY KID

W sweeps in to the rescue!
Many think W should be in prison.
W Lied to go to war.
W dumbest of the dumb.

Anoint me!
Let the coronation begin!
This is the SMART Bush?

"Refugees? Christians only!"
"My brother kept us safe."
LIKE HELL HE DID. 911.
After hobnobbing with Bin Laden,
and then ignoring his own intel.
THEN, when no other planes could fly, he raced to fly the Bin Laden family out of the USA, because they were his buddies.

"Stuff happens." Brilliant.
What a leader!
"Phase out Medicare."
Jeb, really?

"Americans need to work longer hours."
"With what we know now ..."I said yes, then I said no, then I said yes, now I say no."

"Allow discrimination against gays."
"Unwed mothers should be publicly shamed."
"NSA critics are making us unsafe."
("... be very afraid" ... George Bush)

1. Anti-choice
2. MORE GUNS FOR ALL

3. Ban same-sex marriage
4. Climate change denier
5. Anti medical marijuana

Net Worth = $10 Million
Jeb Bush Idiot

Crazy Jeb Bush Quotes

OUT - 2-10-16
Chris Christie caricature Chris Christie
NJ Gov.
Northern Yankee
Catholic

VEEP CREEP?
BULLY BOY #2 joins
BULLY BOY #1 to form -
THE BULLY BOY BRIGADE

BRIDGEGATE
BULLY BOY
"Tell it like it isn't."
"Time for some traffic problems."
Everyone knows it was him.
Dirty tricks and denial
are his MO and forte.
"Sit down, and shut up."
Just like LePage of Maine -
Just plain repugnant.

1. Anti-choice
2. MORE GUNS FOR ALL

3. Ban same-sex marriage
4. Climate change is real
5. Anti medical marijuana

Net Worth = $4 Million
Chris Christie Idiot

Crazy Christie Quotes

OUT - 2-10-16
Carly Fiorina caricature Carly Fiorina
Ex executive
Northern Yankee
Episcopalian

FAILED EXECUTIVE
Fired from HP due to poor performance.
Bought Compaq, drove PC business into the ground. Massive layoffs. Jobs sent overseas.
Fibbing, Fabricator Fiorina
Concocting Carly

1. Anti-choice
2. MORE GUNS FOR ALL

3. Same-sex marriage OK
4. Climate change denier
5. Anti medical marijuana

Net Worth = $60 Million
Carly Fiorina Idiot

Crazy Fiorina Quotes

OUT - 2-04-16
Rick Santorum caricature Rick Santorum
Ex PA Senator
Northern Yankee
Catholic

BIZARRELY DEVOUT

Genuflecting trumps all.
Prefers the Vatican to run US.
Google bomb prank victim.

1. Anti-choice
2. MORE GUNS FOR ALL

3. Ban same-sex marriage
4. Climate change denier
5. Anti medical marijuana


Net Worth = $5 Million
Rick Santorum Idiot

Crazy Santorum Quotes

OUT - 2-03-16
Rand Paul caricature Rand Paul
KY Senator
Southern Rebel
Presbyterian

DOCTOR or politician?
NEITHER. ISOLATIONIST

Kentucky boy wonder.
"I don't believe in gay rights."
I guess G0d didn't make queers.
The devil made the queers.
"Defund planned parenthood."

1. Anti-choice
2. MORE GUNS FOR ALL

3. Ban same-sex marriage
4. Climate change denier
5. Pro medical marijuana

Net Worth = $2.5 Million
Rand Paul Idiot

Crazy Rand Paul Quotes

OUT - 2-02-16
Mike Huckabee caricature Mike Huckabee
Ex AR Gov.
Southern Rebel
Southern Baptist

EXTREME Conservative
ANTI EVERYTHING

"... to the door to the oven."
Over the top.

Anti everything.
Sneering, snarling hater.
Intolerance rules the day.

1. Anti-choice
2. MORE GUNS FOR ALL

3. Ban same-sex marriage
4. Climate change denier
5. Anti medical marijuana

Net Worth = $5 Million
Mike Huckabee Idiot

Crazy Huckabee Quotes

OUT - 12-29-15
George Pataki caricature George Pataki
Ex NY Gov.
Northern Yankee
Catholic

GEORGE WHO?
The most reasonable guy here is at the bottom. Why the willful ignorance of some republicans against this guy? Not quite rad red enough?

1. Pro-choice
2. Supports gun control
3. Ban same-sex marriage
4. Climate change is real
5. Anti medical marijuana

Net Worth = ???
George Pataki Idiot

Crazy Pataki Quotes

OUT - 12-21-15
Lindsey Graham caricature Lindsey Graham
SC Senator
Southern Rebel
Southern Baptist

GRAPHIC GRABBED ME!
"If elected, I will have a rotating first lady."
"Bro without a ho."

1. Anti-choice
2. MORE GUNS FOR ALL

3. Ban same-sex marriage
4. Climate change denier
5. Anti medical marijuana

Net Worth = $1.5 Million
Lindsey Graham Idiot

Crazy Graham Quotes

OUT - 11-17-15
Bobby Jindal caricature Bobby Jindal
LA Gov.
Southern Rebel
Catholic

BOY EXORCIST
Rhodes Scholar? Really?
"Boy exorcist of the Bayou."
"Not the time to discuss gun control."
NEVER is the best time.
"Let's just get rid of the (Supreme) court."

1. Anti-choice
2. MORE GUNS FOR ALL

3. Ban same-sex marriage
4. Climate change denier
5. Pro medical marijuana

Net Worth = $2 Million
Bobby Jindal Idiot

Crazy Jindal Quotes

OUT - 9-21-15
Scott Walker caricature Scott Walker
WI Gov.
Northern Yankee
Evangelical

SLIPPERY SCOTT
UNION BUSTER

Dumber than a stone.
"Canada wall worth looking at."
"Sh|t-talking lap dog of the Koch brothers."
"Hide everything."
"Minimum wage is lame." WE KNOW what is lame, and it ain't the minimum wage.
Against labor, against America.
I'm ashamed of Wisconsin.

1. Anti-choice
2. MORE GUNS FOR ALL

3. Ban same-sex marriage
4. Climate change denier
5. Anti medical marijuana


Net Worth = ???
Scott Walker Idiot

Crazy Walker Quotes

OUT - 9-11-15
Rick Perry caricature Rick Perry
Ex TX Gov.
Southern Rebel
Evangelical

ATHLETE TYPE
More the athletic type.
"I can't remember the 3rd one."
Do glasses equal lipstick?
"The church massacre in South Carolina was an accident."

1. Anti-choice
2. MORE GUNS FOR ALL

3. Ban same-sex marriage
4. Climate change denier
5. Pro medical marijuana

Net Worth = $3 Million
Rick Perry Idiot

Crazy Perry Quotes

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GOP Presidential Candidates
Listed Alphabetically

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Candidate

Greatest
Weakness

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Bush, Jeb

Even mom Babs says no

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Carson, Ben

Loony, should know better

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Christie, Chris

Baggage, lies, thug

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Cruz, Ted

Instills visceral rage

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Fiorina, Carly

Failed executive, liar

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Graham, L.

In S. Carolina? HUH?

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Huckabee, M.

Most rabid conservative

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Jindal, Bobby

Boy exorcist

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Kasich, John

Best GOP candidate

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Pataki, George

Least obnoxious

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Paul, Rand

Doctor or politician?

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Perry, Rick

Glasses didn't help

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Rubio, Marco

Scripted robot

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Santorum, R.

Too Devout

1

Trump, Donald

Bloated egomaniac, der fuhrer

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Walker, Scott

Against labor, America

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3. The Republican Mindset
What are the
red states all about?
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The LEFT

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The RIGHT

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Pro-LEFT Issues

1. Pro choice (1)
2. Pro gun control (2)
3. Pro same-sex marriage (3)
4. Global warming reality (4)
5. Pro medical marijuana (5)

6. Pro camp. finance reform
7. Pro bank regulation
8. Pro environment
9. Pro people
10. Anti corp. personhood
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Pro-RIGHT Issues

1. Anti-choice (1)
2. Pro more guns for all (2)
3. Anti same-sex marriage (3)
4. Denies global warming (4)
5. Anti Medical Marijuana (5)

6. Pro
bribery in politics
7. Pro
big bank plundering
8. Pro
fossil fuels - Pro big oil
9. Pro
corporate greed
10. Pro
corp. personhood
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11. Pro FACTS
12. Pro health care for all
13. Pro legal immigration
14. Pro middle class
15. Pro minimum wage

16. Pro peace
17. Pro police accountability
18. Pro science
19. Pro tolerance
20. Pro truth in labeling

21. Pro voter's rights


11. Pro
willful ignorance
12. Pro
private healthcare rape
13. Pro
Xenophobia
14. Pro
moneyed class
15. Pro
starvation wage

16. Pro
perpetual war
17. Pro
police secrecy
18. Pro
ignorance
19. Pro
discrimination
20. Pro
corporate deception

21. Pro
voter suppression
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4. Equal Time DEM Nominee

Rank - %
Photo

Position

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#1
Hillary Clinton caricature Hillary Clinton
Ex NY Senator.
Northern Yankee
Methodist

BILLERY CLINTON

"I will be the nominee. There's no way I won't be." Arrogant, presumptuous, self-appointed queen-elect.

Praised Nancy R. as AIDS pioneer.
HILLARY.IS.AN.IDIOT.
A stranger to reality.
Will do or say ANYTHING.

$ 600,000 for 1 Wall Street speech
She LOVES Wall Street.
She LOVES Big Banks.
She LOVES fracking.
Big Business AT ANY COST!
Supports America-screwing trade deals

She LOVES the STATUS QUO
Pure establishment.
Business as usual.
Prognosis? More of the same.
Meh. No changes for the common good.

"Rope off the reporters!"
"No questions, please."
" ... when I become president, I will answer your question." (Keystone)
The "woman" thing is fine, but the "position" thing is HORRIBLE for the average Joe.

1. Pro choice
2. Supports gun control
3. Same-sex marriage OK
4. Climate change is real
5. Pro medical marijuana


Net Worth = $21 Million
Hillary Clinton Idiot

Crazy Hillary Quotes

VP Pick
7-22-16

Sen. Tim Kaine of Virginia.

"She needed an altar boy."
Consumate insider

FINANCIAL LACKEY
He wants to UNLEASH the big banks.
CAPITAL One is in his district.
Bye-bye Dodd-Frank.
Bye-bye consumer protection.
Bye-bye Bernie voters.
Prepare for financial disaster.
Corporations over people.
Hello new collapse that will eclipse 2008.

Catholic - Bye-bye women's rights.
Hello, rigid thinking.
This is not going to help Hillary's women's vote, no sir-ee.
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OUT - 7-13-16
Bernie Sanders caricature Bernie Sanders
VT Senator
Northern Yankee
Jewish

FEEL the BERN

For the People
"
What we have seen is that while the average person is working longer hours for lower wages, we have seen a huge increase in income and wealth inequality, which is now reaching obscene levels. This is a rigged economy, which works for the rich and the powerful, and is not working for ordinary Americans ... You know, this country just does not belong to a handful of billionaires."

1. Pro choice
2. Supports gun control
3. Same-sex marriage OK
4. Climate change is real
5. Pro medical marijuana


Net Worth = $2 Million
Bernie Sanders Idiot

Crazy Sanders Quotes

OUT - 10-21-15
Joe Biden caricature Joe Biden
Vice Pres. US
Northern Yankee
Catholic

JOE the V.P.

Overshadowed by Hillary
But no Hillary baggage

I like Joe, but is his heart really in it?
No! He pulled out 10-21-15.

1. Pro choice
2. Supports gun control
3. Same-sex marriage OK
4. Climate change is real
5. Pro medical marijuana


Net Worth = $600K
Joe Biden Idiot

Crazy Biden Quotes

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Consider a REAL candidate

Bernie Sanders
A candidate FOR the people!
Not against them.
He is the ONLY candidate who will address the issues that are killing this country - Banks, Wall Street, Corporate Greed, etc.
Draft Elizabeth Warren for V.P.
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The Democratic Mantra --->

"The most good for the most people."


The GOP Mantra --->

"The most good for the rich few", who will do anything to get their way, including crushing the best interests of the majority of citizens.


Religious Freedom for Democrats --->


Freedom FROM other people's religion beliefs,
as with the Puritans, who founded this country.
Don't tell me what to do, because of YOUR RELIGION.
(Blue States)


Religious Freedom for Republicans --->


Freedom to IMPOSE their religion beliefs upon others, like Justices Scalia and Thomas.
Because THEY are right, and YOU are wrong.
They are idiots.
Martin Luther got it right - end the dominance of dogmatic, authoritative religion.
Church and state MUST BE SEPARATE.
Scalia and Thomas have it WRONG.
(Red States)

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5. 2016 Presidential Candidates
Wealth List
(from Forbes)

#

Candidate

.
Net Worth

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1

Trump, Donald

$ 4,500,000,000

2

Fiorina, Carly

$ 58,000,000

3

Clinton, Hillary

$ 45,000,000

4

Chafee, Lincoln

$ 32,000,000

5

Carson, Ben

$ 26,000,000

6

Bush, Jeb

$ 22,000,000

7

Pataki, George

$ 13,000,000

8

Kasich, John

$ 10,000,000

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The Relatively Poor

9

Huckabee, M.

$ 9,000,000

10

Gilmore, Jim

$ 7,000,000

11

Webb, Jim

$ 6,000,000

12

Jindal, Bobby

$ 5,000,000

13

Cruz, Ted

$ 3,500,000

14

Christie, Chris

$ 3,000,000

15

Paul, Rand

$ 2,000,000

16

Santorum, R.

$ 2,000,000

17

Graham, L.

$ 1,000,000

18

Sanders, Bernie

$ 700,000

19

Rubio, Marco

$ 100,000

20

O'Malley, Martin

Zero

Is it a coincidence that the TWO RICHEST candidates are the leaders? Is politics just about money, PERIOD?

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The opinions expressed here are those of the author, and he alone. This is a SUMMARY site. I have invented NOTHING here. All comments shown, were found on the Internet.

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