LIKE THE DEVIL
Try this technique
(mine). (You must be alone to use this technique, or
you will drive others around you crazy). If you are
seriously watching TV, and not also online, as I usually am,
tell yourself forcefully, NO COMMERCIALS. The remote control
must be in your hand, or within inches.
As soon as any commercial whatsoever comes on,
immediately advance to the next channel in your
sequence, whether it is sequential, or your own selected
list menu. This technique is clearly for hunter-males, and
not for nesting-females, per Seinfeld's Larry David.
This technique has several advantages -
1. You never have to listen to a commercial, saving
18 minutes per hour for other info
2. You never get bored - you must be attentive.
3. You broaden your horizons, and are not as
ill-informed as previously.
4. You will get exposed to things you would not
5. You are far less likely to enter an hypnotic
Don't be a cowering,
Do the opposite of what you are told.
PREY, will comply with our wishes."
NO, YOU WILL
change the channel, when told not to change the
Here are the SECRET CODE
WORDS telling you to change the channel
"After the break ..."
"Coming up next ..."
"Don't change the channel." (HLN)
"Don't go anywhere." (Vinnie Politan)
"Don't go away." (Vinnie Politan)
"Don't touch that remote."
"Don't turn the channel." (HLN)
"Hang in." (Jane Velez-Mitchell)
"Keep it here."
"More after this." (Dr. Drew)
"More on the other side." (Jane Velez-Mitchell)
"Right after this."
"Right after this message."
"Stay right here." (Vinnie Politan)
"Stay with us." (Dr. Drew)
"We'll be right back."
"We'll have more, on the other side."
"We'll show you, right after the break."
"When we return"
"You need to stay with us." (Dr. Drew)
"I would put a value on that of ..." (commercial) (American
Pickers - super manipulative; I won't watch at all, now.
They drove me away forever.)
Or, if you can't hack this technique, try -